The Legacy Of Sleepy Hollow Exercise Plan
Posted by Morgan
Tonight I was sitting here thinking of the many ways reading The Legacy Of Sleepy Hollow can be a good thing for you, my readers, and I sorta stumbled upon one I need to practice myself. The Legacy Of Sleepy Hollow Exercise Plan.
Icharus is in tippy-top shape, if I do say so myself, so I know the exercise routines he practices actually work for taking off pounds, flab, extra inches…whatever you wanna get rid of, if you do what Icharus Crane does in The Legacy Of Sleepy Hollow, you’ll drop it in no time flat.
First off, you can chop down trees with a monstor axe (Jericho Downes’s tree feller is no’ a toy for weaklings!) like Icharus does in the early chapters of The Legacy Of Sleepy Hollow. He just had to keep an eye out for the Witch of the Western Woods while swinging the thing. Maybe you won’t have to worry about that, eh?
Or, you could…
Dig graves. All that shoveling is sure to strengthen those biceps and tighten your tenderloins. Especially if you have to dig more than one in a short period of time.
Or maybe you’d rather…
Chase headless folks around through the swamp at night. That’s sure to melt away those extra pounds (or could that warm liquid running down your legs be some yellow substance extracted from humans in the face of extreme fear?) Hmmm. Maybe we’ll skip that.
Ah well, there’s always the heart-starting exercise in Chapter 19 to practice if neither of the ones I’ve mentioned here work for you.
Still, we have no less than four brilliant exercises from The Legacy Of Sleepy Hollow for you if you’re willing to put in the effort. <g>
Morgan the Moron
(Please note: This blog is intended to be funny/humorous. If you didn’t laugh, don’t blame me for your failed sense of humor or my warped one, please.)